Wednesday September 17, 2008
Note: That thing Massey's tie is doing in the first panel is called "dilberting." Historians are unclear as to exactly why it's called this, due to the fact that during the Limited Liability Revolution of the late 21st there was a purge of things that made large corporations look stupid.

If only you'd kept all your Scott Adams books safe...

Book 10: The Longshoreman of the Apocalypse
Part II: Enter the Longshoreman

Transcript

Narrator:Meanwhile, on the bridge. . .
Massey:You what?!?
TAG:I blocked what appeared to be an unauthorized inbound teraport.
TAG:There was no time to query anyone. It was over in less than half a second.
Massey:But there was a huge explosion. . .
TAG:The 'port was executed with extremely antiquated gear, and I caught it too late.
TAG:If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure I did less damage than if it had been an actual attack on the station.
Massey:I'm so glad there's a consolation prize.