Friday September 26, 2008
Book 10: The Longshoreman of the Apocalypse
Part II: Enter the Longshoreman


Ennesby:The lawsuits are arriving, sir.
Massey:Hit me.
Narrator:Aboard the Touch-And-Go.
Ennesby:The Viaton Station-Estate Owners Association is suing us for property damage and reckless endangerment. They say they'll settle for all the food.
Ennesby:The Northport Longshoreman's Union is suing us for lost wages and reckless endangerment. They, too will settle for all the food.
Ennesby:The Infracrat Party is suing us for the loss of one annie-plant and reckless endangerment. Surprise! They'll also settle for all the food.
Ennesby:Summary: They all want food, and they all think we're reckless.
Massey:I meant "Hit me in the face."