Tuesday April 7, 2009
Elf:Mister Driggs, we've come to a decision. Let's change the blueprints.
Driggs:Good, good. I knew you'd see it my way.
Elf:Your "I told you so" attitude makes me think happy thoughts about punching you in the face. Really hard.
Driggs:We could still go with the "everybody ends up in court" option.
Elf:No, this would just be you and me. I'd be the defendant in a murder trial, and you'd be Exhibit A.