Narrator: It's a battle of the archetypes... The lone guard vs. the escapee.
Narrator: In this case the guard has 100,000 years of genetic engineering in his favor.
Narrator: Even the hardiest hero would wet himself when faced with such a formidable foe.
F'sherl Guards: I'm melting!
Haban II: (doyt) Oh, what a world, what a world...
Narrator: Fortunately, our hero had a bladder full of weapons-grade acid.