Rod: We keep to our mountain home exclusively, contenting ourselves with watching the lives of our progeny from afar.
Kevyn: Doesn't that get boring?
Rod: Of course it gets boring. But every so often life's drama unfolds unexpectedly, and it's all worthwhile.
Rod: Like your friend over there. His story was riveting.
Schlock: Who, me?
Rod: He had me glued to the 'set for an hour. I almost missed porridge-time.
Schlock: Hey, that's my life you're comparing to porridge, gramps.
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