Monday, July 4, 2005

Transcript for Monday, July 4, 2005
Narrator: Station Gasht01. . .
Narrator: A company of Marines is abducting the Project Director.
Marine Raider: Lance to Dragon, we have Grape on the Goose.
Marine Command: Bag it Lance.
Marine Raider: The Goose is bagged.
Marine Command: Jack's waiting at the beanstalk.
Marine Raider: Negative on the beanstalk, Dragon. Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum.
Marine Command: Magic beans?
Narrator: The operation has been planned down to the last contingency by what is inarguably the greatest military mind anywhere in the Galaxy: The P.D.-led "Fleetmind."
Marine Raider: We'll need to sell another Cow.
Marine Command: Sell the Cow, but don't burn the Duck.
Marine Raider: Hey, that's some batch o' Beans.
Marine Command: I'll miss that Cow.
Narrator: Even the Charlie Foxtrots have been planned. Petey expected those fireworks.


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