Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Transcript for Tuesday, July 26, 2005
Narrator: Mercenary Commander Kevyn Andreyasn, Tagon's second in command, has just been rebuilt from the neck down.
Petey: Well, Kevyn, how do you feel?
Kevyn: Itchy.
Petey: That's an unavoidable effect of retraining an existing brain to "listen" to the nerve endings in new skin. It's a good thing.
Kevyn: I also have to pee like a racehorse.
Petey: How many times did I tell you that you're not supposed to drink the fluid in your cloning tank?
Kevyn: Well, I might as well find out whether these brand new kidneys are any good.


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