Narrator: Aboard the grounded warship Integrity, towards the stern.
Legs: You okay, Andy?
Andy: Oh, I'm fine. Just dandy.
Legs: It looks like you're doing better with the flight systems in your uniform.
Andy: Yup. I just needed to start thinking more like a bird.
Andy: Do birds eat so often because of all the vomiting?
Legs: Hey, I saw what came out of you, and there's no way I'd feed that to my young.
Legs: Elf, do you want to explain to us why everything down here has gone sideways?
Elf: What do you mean? Sideways drunk, sideways screwed up?
Legs: Noooo. . . Sideways sideways. everything is on its side.
Kevyn: Legs, this is Kevyn. You're on a starship that was never meant to land. I'm looking at deck plans and "down" where you are would be towards the aft annie plant.
Kevyn: Oriented for planetary gravity, however, the aft galley will be down and two floors to the south.
Legs: You know, that actually makes a lot of sense. We spent too much time living on a glorified troop transport, Andy.
Andy: Just get us to the galley, Legs.
Legs: Sure, artificial gravity can point wherever you want it, but oriented this way the don't have to compensate for the tides from the annie plant.
Legs: Recreation areas like the galley will be further "down" than other stuff.
Andy: There's room "down" there for a huge rec-deck. I wonder what Pranger's crew liked to do?
Narrator Answer: They liked to swim. A lot.