Elf: What about new legs? Can you grow me some new legs?
Doctor Bunnigus: I thought you liked the giant prosthetics.
Elf: Well. . . I like being tall. I figure if you grow me new legs, you could make 'em a little. . . You know, extra-long?
Doctor Bunnigus: Hmmm. . . Have you ever cut or colored your hair while you were in a bad mood?
Elf:Of course not. I'm not stupid.
Doctor Bunnigus: Well that's good to hear.