HTRN Announcer: Live from downtown Thricago, it's "Glamour Assault!"
HTRN Host 1: Hey, we love you people! You all look great!
Serge: Or at least you will after we get through with you.
HTRN Host 1: Serge, we've got a live one today. We filmed these two ladies shopping, and one of them is wearing a t-shirt, high-waters, and a bathrobe.
HTRN Host 1: So yeah, she needs a nice outfit. But can we trust her to make good choices?
HTRN Host 1: I think not! Check out that haircut! I've seen better looking mullets at the fish market!
Legs: You know, if we call the studio right now we might be able to save that guy's life.