Captain Kevyn (ret): Good morning, Commander!
Kevyn: Good morning. Oh, hey, you. What are you up to these days?
Captain Kevyn (ret): Enjoying my lottery winnings, doing pure research, the usual. I'm also sending a birthday present.
Kevyn: It's not our birthday.
Captain Kevyn (ret): The present's not for you.
Elf: Oh, hey. It's your timeclone. Not as cute as you, though.
Captain Kevyn (ret): Is that Elf? Did she just get out of your bed?
Kevyn: Enjoy your lottery winnings. I'm doing applied research.