Tuesday June 20, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Meet The Mercenaries


Breya: Captain Tagon, I want my own rank.
Tagon: Breya, you own the company. What do you need rank for?
Breya: So I can give orders. You military types don't like taking orders from a civilian.
Tagon: Fine. You can be a Lieutenant.
Breya: I was thinking more along the lines of "Admiral."
Tagon: We'll compromise. "Ensign?"
Breya: I sign your paychecks.
Tagon: Aye-aye, Admiral Breya.