Wednesday June 21, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Meet The Mercenaries


Tagon: Our new owner has a contract for us. We ship out tonight.
Schlock: Oooh! What is it? What is it?
Brad: Breaking a blockade? Freeing hostages? Fighting for freedom?
Tagon: Working security for the New Sync Boys on their current tour.
Brad: We're gonna be bodyguards for teen rock-stars.
Schlock: Wouldn't the cause of freedom be better served if we killed them instead?