Thursday June 29, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Meet The Mercenaries


Brad: (pant) I can't run any (gasp) further.
Schlock: Then it's time to hide.
Schlock: I can disguise myself as one of those barrels over there. Come with me!
Brad: Uh, I can't morph like you can, Schlock.
Schlock: No time to argue.
Brad: Is it too late to turn myself over to the angry mob?
Schlock: Stop wiggling. You're making me salivate.