Tuesday June 27, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Meet The Mercenaries


SFX: (Driving rock bass) thumpa thumpa thumpa (repeats)
Schlock: Suppose those fourteen thousand girls in the crowd tonight found out that their heartthrobs are just holograms.
Brad: Hmmm...
Sign: Do not rush the stage
Schlock: All those hormones ...
Brad: Raging ...
Sign: Armed guards on duty
Brad: With no outlet. No New Sync Boy to pursue.
Schlock: You think we would start to look attractive to them?
Brad: We? Me, maybe.
Schlock: I could eat some cologne.
Sign: Mosh pit "It's your funeral"
New Sync Boy:
Random Crowd: