Thursday June 22, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Meet The Mercenaries


Tagon: Brad, you and Schlock will be the first line of defense. You have stage duty.
Brad: This is so demeaning.
Schlock: Bodyguards for rock-stars.
Tagon: Protect the New Sync Boys from their fans. Demographics indicate the "enemy" will be fourteen-thousand nubile females.
Brad: Things are looking up.
Schlock: I'll sacrifice my body if that's what it takes, sir.