Tuesday November 6, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Schlocktoberfest 2001


EMH: Doctor, I'm trying to rebuild Brad's body. It appears as if his growth was deliberately stunted when he was a child.
Bunni: I always thought he was skinny because he was young.
EMH: He's not that young.
Bunni: So... How much material do you need to rebuild him? I'll make a kitchen-run.
EMH: Factoring in genetics, and the captain's standing order for soldier-boosts, we'll be pushing brad all the way past 'good health,' and into the realm of 'good frief'... two-hundred and thirty kilograms.
Bunni: He's going to be huge!
EMH: He's going to be clumsy.