Tuesday October 30, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Schlocktoberfest 2001


DoytHaban: We brought some extra cryokits for you. Where do you want them?
Schlock: Never mind, Doyt. It's a little late.
Ennesby: How many casualties were there?
Schlock: Ummm... All of them. Plus my eyes.
Ennesby: I thought you looked different. You should see yourself in a mirror.
Schlock: I can hear well enough to chase you down and break a mirror over your head.