Saturday November 10, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Schlocktoberfest 2001


Tyola Captain: Captain, you did good work saving our cruise liner, but we noticed that quite a lot of food was missing from the Princess Tyola's stores.
Tagon: Ah. . . Well, you did say we could help ourselves in case we got hungry. Meal expenses are covered under our contract.
Tyola Captain: At last count we were short about 700 kilos of choice steak, Captain. Nobody eats that much meat in such short order.
Tyola Captain: Right. No charge for the food, then.
Tagon: I'm glad we could clear this up.