Wednesday November 7, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Schlocktoberfest 2001


Narrator: Master sergeant gunther thurl gets rebuilt.
EMH: Sergeant, while i'm generating your body I think I can take care of your weight problem.
Thurl: I don't have a weight problem. I'm just big-boned.
EMH: No, i'm afraid that you have a moderate genetic predisposition for obesity, likely coupled with an overlarge appetite.
Thurl: Exactly. I'm big-boned.
EMH: The excess adipose detected on what's left of your neck has nothing to do with your bones, Thurl.
Thurl: Yeah, but the rest of me...
EMH: Is going to be much smaller when we're done here. Start budgeting for a new wardrobe.