Saturday September 18, 2004
Book 6: Resident Mad Scientist — Part I: Primate Principio


Captain Tagon: Your costumes look fine, troops. Remember, try to look regal and haughty. You're planetary politicos allied to wage a war of pacification on the Ob'enn, not mercenaries playing dress-up. Everybody okay?
Andy: Sir, what's my motivation?
Captain Tagon: Screw up in front of the audience, and I'll dock you two weeks' pay.
Andy: Okay, I'm motivated.
Schlock: This character has such depth.