Friday October 1, 2004
Book 6: Resident Mad Scientist — Part II: Schlocktoberfest 2004


TAGON: I've been speaking with our employer.  The campaign is going very well.

TAGON: Ob'enn expansion has been halted on three of their five current fronts, and the core of a kinder, gentler Ob'enn culture is already taking shape on the interspeciated resort habitat where we've been keeping P.O.W.s.

TAGON: Our casualties have been a little heavier than usual, though, so Petey has upped our combat bonuses by 20%.

SCHLOCK: Interspeciated resort habitat. That sounds like a place full of bathtubs, ovalkwik, and old comic books.

LEGS: Forget the combat bonuses.  I want to switch sides, and then get captured.