Monday October 31, 2005
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei — Part II: Schlocktoberfest 2005
Commentary: Today's strip is available as an 11x17 print (printed area is about 8"x16" in this case) from Warehouse 23. It'll set you back $10.00 plus shipping, and comes rolled in a sturdy, weapons-grade cardboard tube. Buy the poster and bonk your friends!


Narrator: This genetically re-created prehistoric shark is twenty meters long, and masses over fifty thousand kilograms.
Narrator: Whales, her usual prey, are hard work to take down. Humans, however, are easy. She had one last night, and another just moments ago.
Narrator: The only problem is that there's not much meat on them but hey, who can turn free hors d'oeuvres?
Narrator: Of corse, as with hors d'oeuvres you're taking the chance that somebody has spread something really nasty on that cracker. You know, lick fish entrails, raw organ meat, or puree of gastropod.
Narrator: Or, in this case, armed, armored, and angry mercenary.
Captain Hartung: You owe me a new boat.
Jo: You owe me clean pants.