Thursday September 29, 2005
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei — Part I: Big Schlock, Little Schlock, What Begins With Schlock?


Andy: Captain! Elf! You found us!
Captain Tagon: Do you have any idea of how much water your little expedition turned loose on my new ship?
Andy: I. . . Umm. . .
Legs: Lots?
Captain Tagon: I'm tempted to take a page from sea-faring pirates of old.
Legs: You want us to walk the plank?
Captain Tagon: I want you to swab the deck.