Thursday March 16, 2006
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei — Part V: Glamour Assault


Narrator: Planning a break-in...
Ebbirnoth: So... How do you want to do this?
Schlock: Dunno. You're the guy on the inside.
Ebbirnoth: Well... We could cut you into little pieces and smuggle you inside a pocketful at a time.
Schlock: Or I could hide in a paper bag on the doorstep, then you set the bag on fire and ring the doorbell.
Ebbirnoth: I'd pay money to see that.
Schlock: You'll never see that much money in your life.