Saturday March 18, 2006
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei — Part V: Glamour Assault


Ebbirnoth: Just sit still in this closet until I come for you.
Schlock: How long is that going to be?
Ebbirnoth: About ten hours.
Schlock: Ten hours? What am I supposed to do when somebody else comes along and sees me in here?
Ebbirnoth: Just lie still. Don't move, and don't let 'em see your eyes.
Ebbirnoth: See, I'm the junior janitor around here. Who do you think gets the call when somebody finds a giant pile of poo in the closet?
Schlock: 'Unique abilities' he said.