Saturday October 28, 2006
Book 8: The Sharp End of the Stick — Part II: Schlocktoberfest 2006


Narrator: Three hours later. . .
Kevyn: It's no use. I can't cook, so there's no way I'm going to be able to teach the fabber how to cook.
Elf: Oh, I don't know. You got it to push out that salty protein paste.
Kevyn: Somehow I think there's more to "cooking" than "extruding edible hydrocarbons."
Kevyn: I think we'll have to settle for "buy" instead of "make."
Kevyn: Does it count as "buying you dinner" if I coerce the company chef into making something special for us?
Elf: Make him print up a menu with the price of your bribe on it.