Wednesday July 11, 2007
Book 9: The Body Politic — Part II: Royal Flush


Reverend Theo: I think your cream-pie dance left a lasting impression with some of the grunts.

I know it left one with me.

Doctor Bunnigus: Oh, Honey, I'm sorry. Am I making it difficult for you to keep that chastity vow?
Reverend Theo: What? Err. . . No, not at all. I'm fine.
Doctor Bunnigus: Oh really?
Reverend Theo: Umm. . . I mean, yes. You made it very hard.

No. . . Wait. . .

Doctor Bunnigus: Offer to provide cream pie for the wedding night and we'll call it good.