Monday September 3, 2007
Book 9: The Body Politic — Part II: Royal Flush


Ennesby: The Palace Gardener is calling. He thinks we should help fill the hole we made.
Captain Tagon: That's true. It'll be good P.R., especially if those responsible are holding shovels.
Captain Tagon: Let's see. . . TAG, you made the hole.
TAG: Elf ordered me to. And I can't hold a shovel.
Elf: I was solving a problem Schlock created. I probably saved millions of lives.
Schlock: Crap really does flow downhill.
Ennesby: Yes. Yes, you do.