Tuesday September 8, 2009
Book 11: Massively Parallel — Part III: Credomar Command


PI: You okay, sir?

KEVYN: Up all night.  Bad dreams.

KEVYN: A giant robot ninja-pirate terrorist was attacking Earth and it was my fault.

PI: Funny!  We were watching Jack-San Robo III in the next cabin.  But Jack-San Robo isn't a ninja-pirate terrorist.

PI: He's a ninja-pirate cowboy.

In this one, he gets a monkey!

KEVYN: Leave me before I'm compelled to use your life-blood as cream in my coffee.