Saturday March 24, 2012
Book 13: Random Access Memorabilia — Part II: Write


NARRATOR: Oisri Dig Base, Station Imo...

Sign: LOCK

DANITA: Hello, Captain.  Welcome to the bottom of the hole.

TAGON: Thanks.  I hear somebody's dead?

DANITA: Balt Binion, waldo operator.  The body is this way.

TAGON: What do you think?  Mysterious equipment malfunction?

DANITA: No, human error.

At least that's what we kindly call it when a moron rips his own head off trying to demonstrate that he can pick his nose with a giant robot.