Monday November 25, 2013
Book 14: Broken Wind — Part III: Exhalation and Exit Strategies


EBBY: Whoa, it's definitely not safe to eat.  Forget metal toxicity.  I've found what's laying down the metals.

Some of the tissues host free-ranging cells that are more like industrial nanobots.  These "metallocytes" would tear us up inside.

SCHLOCK: That's the fizzy taste.  They're trying to electroplate me from the inside!

MURTAUGH: Aren't you listening?  Why are you still eating that?

SCHLOCK: Food that fights back builds character.  Also, I like the fizz.