Ovalkwiki - The Official Schlock Mercenary Encyclopedia
Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
One Cobble at a Time - the official site for Sandra Tayler's writings
HABAN: Debris and residue analysis suggest that somebody turned Officer Tragun's M3-Tater into a bomb.
Had the Sergeant not leapt onto the Promenade, drawing Officer Tragun to him, the bomb would have killed you, me, and the Speaker of the Proletariament.
JSC emergency response team shuttle: *printed* JSCERT
SCHLOCK: Hah! I totally saved your life!
BREYA: I freed you from police custody and gave you an entire tub of genuine imitation Ovalkwik.
SCHLOCK: Oh, I guess we're even.
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