Saturday October 31, 2015
Book 16: Big, Dumb Objects — Part II


SCHLOCK: This gun is mine now. Tell them I'll buy them a new one.

EBBY: Buy yourself a new one.

SCHLOCK: I took it during combat. It's a trophy.

EBBY: It's not a trophy. It's a low-numbered, collectible signature edition belonging to someone else.

SCHLOCK: Oooh! Show me where the...


SCHLOCK: Okay, that was pretty sneaky.

EBBY: So sneaky it deserves a trophy.