Ovalkwiki - The Official Schlock Mercenary Encyclopedia
Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
One Cobble at a Time - the official site for Sandra Tayler's writings
NARRATOR: TT-Pod 1, Jumpstar Prime...
MASSEY: Captain Murtaugh, we have a problem.
I handed a draft constitution to the Council. They ratified it without making changes.
MURTAUGH: Your drafts are clean, Lieutenant. Good work.
MASSEY: This one was not clean. It had... "shrapnel" in it.
MURTAUGH: Massey... did you accidentally legalize recreational murder?
MASSEY: Ha. Ha. No. My name was in the document comments. I botched a crop-and-smart-paste, and that information was used to auto-fill one of the sample forms.
MURTAUGH: Spit it out, Counselor.
MASSEY: More accurately?
"Spit it out, Chief Justice Reynstein."
MURTAUGH: Sanctum maiori excrementum...
MURTAUGH: Okay, Massey, we can fix this, easily. Just tell the Council you made a mistake.
MASSEY: I did.
Probationary pre-President Unuaiyya said, and I quote, "No mistake."
MURTAUGH: We have a problem.
MASSEY: Robes. They're going to make me wear robes.
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