Monday July 25, 2016
Book 16: Big, Dumb Objects — Part IV


NARRATOR: Jumpstar Prime Justice Hall, Courtroom One...

MASSEY: How does the Defendant plead?

counselor: Guilty, your Honor.

MASSEY: Really? Let me hear him say that, Counselor.

counselor: Very well. Sergeant?

SCHLOCK: I'm guilty. But I don't want to be. It feels icky.

MASSEY: Are you throwing yourself on the mercy of the Court, then?

SCHLOCK: No! Throwing people is how I got into this mess.