Friday August 4, 2017
Book 17: A Little Immortality — PART V


CINDY: Captain, you're being pursued by hundreds of multi-purpose crawlers.

DAGGERMOTHER: Those would be pets.

TAGON: Explain.

DAGGERMOTHER: "Personal Equipment Transport."

DAGGERMOTHER: Perambulatory luggage, often field-modded to serve as an autonomous weapon platform.

SCHLOCK: Oh. I was hoping for kittens.

TAGON: That's going on your statue.