Ovalkwiki - The Official Schlock Mercenary Encyclopedia
Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
One Cobble at a Time - the official site for Sandra Tayler's writings
NARRATOR: Urtheep Industries returns receiving, where a battle for the future of galactic civilization was just fought...
TAGON: My helmet says the air in here is too thin for breathing.
SCHLOCK: Less smoke, too.
TAGON: My point, Sergeant, is that you should get into your armor bubble so you can breathe.
SCHLOCK: The air's thin, but I don't have lungs.
DAGGERMOTHER: Captain, I don't think the principles of pulmonary oxygen pressure apply to your honor guard.
SCHLOCK: And organs are for the weak.
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