Monday August 28, 2017
Book 17: A Little Immortality — PART V


NARRATOR: Urtheep Industries Returns Receiving, where a battle for the future of galactic civilization was just fought...

TAGON: My helmet says the air in here is too thin for breathing.

SCHLOCK: Less smoke, too.

TAGON: My point, Sergeant, is that you should get into your armor bubble so you can breathe.

SCHLOCK: The air's thin, but I don't have lungs.

DAGGERMOTHER: Captain, I don't think the principles of pulmonary oxygen pressure apply to your honor guard.

SCHLOCK: And organs are for the weak.