Monday November 13, 2017
Book 18: Mandatory Failure — Part I


NARRATOR: Aboard Maxim 39...

AARDY: Commander Foxworthy is going in first?

PARA: Yeah. She's awesome.

AARDY: Maxim 18: "If the brass is out front, brace for an attack in the rear."

PARA: It's cool, Aardy. Captain Foxworthy is in the rear with us.

Also, you're quoting it all wrong.

AARDY: Okay, but what's it mean when you have brass at both ends?

THURL: It means your plumber paid too much for that coupling.

AARDY: Hi, Chief.

PARA: And that means "Get back to work."