Monday November 20, 2017
Book 18: Mandatory Failure — Part I


NARRATOR: Conning Tower, Soulward Honor...

x.o.: Boarders, Shiplord! Lots of them!

SRABBEN: To arms! Make these criminals pay dearly for every centimeter of

ELF: *talking over* Shut it, short-cake.

Sorry. I meant Shiplord Shortcake.

ELF: I can see why you want to charge by the centimeter. You don't have very many of 'em to charge for.