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NARRATOR: Cynthetic Certainty...
ELF: Captain Tagon, thank you.
That fragsuit was going to be your gift to Sergeant Schlock.
TAGON: Grunt happiness is a force multiplier. If Schlock's happy, we're all happy.
SCHLOCK: Ow!
MAC: You're still not letting go.
Throwing the controller won't help.
TAGON: Are we all happy, Captain Foxworthy?
ELF: So happy.
Trying to hide it.