ELF: Petey, why is this taking so long?
PETEY: I'll be with you in just a moment, Captain Foxworthy.
ELF: You're a hologram. You can be here now.
PETEY: My nearest meatframe avatar is running just as fast as he can.
ELF: Meatframe? You mean a meaty-Petey?
PETEY: That's me.
PETEY: *Phew*
PETEY: Me and my meaty, inefficient cardiopulmonary bits.