Friday August 17, 2018
Book 19: A Function of Firepower — Part I


ELF: Why did you need to run up here as Meaty-Petey instead of popping in as the cute hologram?

PETEY (meat avatar):  A meatframe avatar seemed better suited to the nature of this...uh...

PETEY:  [Pauses]

PETEY:  I didn't realize you thought the hologram was "cute".

ELF:  Mostly it doesn't smell like a sauna full of furry underpants.