Well, boy, you look like infantry material to me, can you fire a handgun?
Can I ever! You ever seen somebody handle four weapons at once?
Yes, but it looks like you've got the same kind of stereo-articulated eyes I have. That means you're only gonna hit one target at a time, son. Same as the rest of us.
Don't sweat it. I'll put down 'Very enthusiastic,' and 'Seen too many john woo movies.' You're in.