Saturday April 20, 2002
Jaksmouth:It took a while, but that want-ad lure is done.
Caption:Read read read
Breya:This ad is perfect. It plays to Captain Tagon's ego, hints at adventure, and suits his tiny complement of violent, sociopathic, low-brow misfits to a tee. There's an air of mystery to it, and an undercurrent of what I expect to be pretty irresistible adventurousness.
He'll bid. I know he will.
Tagon:Wow. It looks like fun, but it's too small to bid on. We'd never make our new and enlarged payroll on that gig.
Thurl:I've never seen anyone say 'secret mission' in a want ad before.