It took a while, but that want-ad lure is done.
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This ad is perfect. It plays to Captain Tagon's ego, hints at adventure, and suits his tiny complement of violent, sociopathic, low-brow misfits to a tee. There's an air of mystery to it, and an undercurrent of what I expect to be pretty irresistible adventurousness.
He'll bid. I know he will.
Wow. It looks like fun, but it's too small to bid on. We'd never make our new and enlarged payroll on that gig.
I've never seen anyone say 'secret mission' in a want ad before.