I hear you're planning on changing your marital status, Reverend. I'd love to offer my services in the matter.
Mostly it amounts to paperwork, but I can ensure that your marriage is recognized throughout the various jurisdictions of human space, granting you all the tax credits, immunities, and other legal benefits associated with the institution.
Actually, Massey, it's more important to us that we're married in the eyes of God. We'll be keeping it simple, and we'd rather not sully the occasion by bringing a bunch of lawyers into it.
Err. . . I don't think that came out right.
Can I help you out of your shoes so that you can get the foot the rest of the way in, dearest?