Friday April 5, 2002
Book 2: The Teraport Wars
Part III: Through the Roof

Transcript

Massey:I hear you're planning on changing your marital status, Reverend. I'd love to offer my services in the matter.

Mostly it amounts to paperwork, but I can ensure that your marriage is recognized throughout the various jurisdictions of human space, granting you all the tax credits, immunities, and other legal benefits associated with the institution.

Reverend:Actually, Massey, it's more important to us that we're married in the eyes of God. We'll be keeping it simple, and we'd rather not sully the occasion by bringing a bunch of lawyers into it.
Reverend:Err. . . I don't think that came out right.
Bunni:Can I help you out of your shoes so that you can get the foot the rest of the way in, dearest?