Thursday December 8, 2005
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei
Part III: Return to the Tub of Happiness


Elf:You know what I can't figure out? I can't figure out why I didn't punch your lights out, just now, sir.
Elf:I know I wanted to and I'm pretty sure I'm able to.
Captain Tagon:That's actually why I wanted to talk to you in the first place.
Captain Tagon:Captain Andreyasn's notes suggested that you might have been abusing combat stimmies.
Captain Tagon:So, three days ago I cut your stimpaks with relaxants.
Elf:I want to kill you, but I feel oddly mellow.