Monday December 5, 2005
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei — Part III: Return to the Tub of Happiness


Captain Tagon: Sergeant, I want you to think hard about this. . . Who debriefed you after you saw me cut off Elf's head?
Schlock: Commander. . . no, Captain Andreyasn.
Captain Tagon: And that means what you remember didn't happen to Elf here, nor to me.
Captain Tagon: Now, if you'll excuse us, Elf and I need to discuss "alternate history."
Schlock: Oh boy! Can I. . .
Captain Tagon: Alone.