And that explains why Tagon has had you on his staff for all these years. Sure, you may act like a bumbling, brain-damaged coward, but you're a tactical genius.
And here I thought the Company was getting by on dumb luck! What kinds of problems has the Captain had you solve in the past?
He hasn't. The headaches are new. It doesn't make any -
Oooh! You're doing it right now! What did you just figure out?
That I need some grog and coffee.