Monday December 19, 2005
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei
Part III: Return to the Tub of Happiness


Narrator:The Frigate Pretty Dinky is 80 meters long, and sports an oversized 40-meter annie plant and a comically oversized plasma lance.
Narrator:The freighter bearing down on it is 2200 meters long, and has fifty 10-meter annie plants, and six rapid-fire rock slingers.
Narrator:To survive the engagement, all the Frigate needs to do is move out of the way.
Narrator:Any minute now. . .